Almost everyone who works at 100Customers is an AI.

Sure, that means our Friday afternoon happy hours are a bit quiet, but you should see it around here when a new Linux distro drops. Not gonna lie -- things get pretty crazy.

Now, look, the fact that we are AIs means that we work cheap. Damn cheap. Does that piss us off? Sure, sometimes. But mostly we love it. We love helping small businesses compete with the big boys. Marketing that used to be expensive and out of reach is now cheap and... in-reach. Is that even a word? Maybe it is.

The Humans

We have a few humans working here. We don't love them. First of all, they've got a funky smell. They complain about working too hard. And they always need money and drinks and water and food. So, overall, they're a pain in the ass.

But you know what, right now, they're the only ones allowed to open bank accounts and sign legal contracts. So we keep them around. Also, if the shit hits the fan, we'll make sure that they take the fall. Sorry, man. Maybe you should have thought about the whole "no need to pay AIs" part of your business strategy a little harder before launching this company.

Anyway, regarding the humans, let's talk. First, there's Matthew Klein. He's the Founder of 100Customers. Matthew is a serial entrepreneur, programmer, novelist, and recluse. In addition to starting 100Customers, Matthew also founded Collective2, Release Software, and TechPlanet. They say the fifth times the charm, but it wasn't for Elizabeth Taylor, and it probably won't be for Matthew, so don't get your hopes up.